Posted on juli 12, 2009 by lowimpactman, translated by Didier
By a strange way I got an invitation to attend the avant-premiére of the newest Harry Potter. Together with a bunch of celebrities and Known Flemish persons, in Dutch BV).
In the preparations I had agreed with the organization to bring my folding bike, which was accepted as it would also be very ‘photogenic’ instead of using the limousines. I also passed by the Recycling shop for a jacket and shirt (8 euros together) and left the labels on the clothes in the hope to be able to mention something about it.
We (Adam, Marieke and myself) were nicely on time at the Holiday Inn hotel, where all the stars were expected. At arrival we received a golden plastic bracelet to separate us from the rest of the viewers who received a similar silver plastic bracelet. Apparently the room would be filled up with TV channel één viewers and radio 2 listeners. Then we were asked to take place in the bar until we would be allowed to enter. We let the glass of Champagne pass and selected a glass of water instead. The meet and greet with colleague celebrities was somewhat disappointing. Because if you lack a TV as I do, it is very hard to recognise any of these celebrities. And all of the celebrities were not watching ECO-programs, as nobody recognised me. The good part were the bunch of candidates for Miss Belgium present at this event. All with the same robe and huge ribbon across the shoulder so you cannot miss the fact that they belong to the most beautiful of the country. I took no effort though to meet them as I quickly recognised that the lady of my lifetime would not be joining such a club of Barbie’s.
Then we were asked to wait outside for the ‘limousines’ which would take us to the “red carpet”. Again a disappointment. The limos were nothing more than two black Mercedes. The kids were a bit disappointed, but got in anyway. I followed on my folding bike. What should become the big glory-moment turned out to be nothing after all. The place the car stopped was somewhere at the back entrance of Kinepolis where there was nothing to be seen. Apparently we were dropped at the wrong side! So we walked through the whole cinema complex (with the bike) to see the red carpet at the entrance as expected. After some elbow work we finally managed to get out big entrance. I saw some security guys look oddly when they saw us arrive, but as soon as I showed the gold bracelet we were allowed to pass with a smile. And indeed, there was a lot of people next to the catwalk and camera’s were flashing. Although I suspect that the photographers had no clue who it was they were putting on film.
Then it was some more waiting until we were allowed to enter the cinema room. And there was a clear difference in treatment of the gold and silver bracelets as well with regards to seating, and you can guess which got the nicest seats. It was about 19:30 when we took place in the soft seats. The film started around … 21:00 hours. Yes indeed, almost one and a half hour we have had to wait, probably part of a VIP treatment. As a consequence people regularly left the room to return later with a bucket of popcorn (Poopcorn Adam said by mistake), and giant cokes. The misses had restricted themselves to taco chips and diet coke. The whole time security was running around, acting all secret with the earplugs and microphones. And according to Marieke one of the ladies of K3(popular music group for kids) was sitting behind us. Don’t ask who, the one with black hair.
Apparently the waiting and secrecy was not a waste, as suddenly some actors were announced. The kids jumped up, hoping on a glance of Hermelien or Harry. Unfortunately, for the Belgian premiere it were the actors who perform Marcel Lubbermans and Luna Leeflang! Of course you know them… After some obligatory words of the actors on how wonderful it was to be part of and act in this movie, the film finally started. A review of this movie you will be able to read elsewhere, the main thing is that I did not fall asleep. After watching the film we could go to the after party. Yeah, a lot of noise, a disco bar with some girls dressed in white dancing and a bunch of people chattering on how great and wonderful the movie was. And camera’s of course. I brought along my fish guide in order to be able to evaluate the finger food, but nothing was served as finger food. So we took a glass of water. After ten minutes we decided to leave the after party and surprise surprise, we were stopped by a true paparazzi. A nice journalist of the newspaper “de Gazet van Antwerpen” who wanted to hear what we thought about the movie. The plot is of course saving the world of evil (named Voldemort). The battle for a better world which we should have however is not against an external enemy. What we have to overcome is within us all, it is called greed, additions to energy and sugar, and wanting to feel better than others (thanks to gold bracelets).
At least, now I know what goes around in the world of glitter and emptiness. The kids were glad that they saw the movie. If number seven comes out, we will simply go and watch it like anyone else.